Graveler, a Pokemon that attacks by being a rock rolling down a hill. Virginia Tech: Tough defense, solid ground game, blue collar program. Drowzee, a Pokemon that literally eats dreams. Virginia: Smart school, usually decent on defense, will occasionally knock off a top team, but zzzz, I'm already tired of talking about Virginia. It's kind of orange and not very difficult. The rough Pokemon equivalent seems to be the game's third gym, the Vermilion Gym. Syracuse: The most interesting thing about Syracuse football is its stadium, the Carrier Dome. Pitt: Magikarp's Pokedex entry reads, "In the distant past, it was somewhat stronger than the horribly weak descendants that exist today." Did you know Pitt claims nine national titles? So let's go with Seaking, a perfectly fine goldfish Pokemon you've probably never thought about either. NC State: We spent hours trying to think of a good one, and couldn't, probably because we almost never think about NC State. North Carolina: What's the best choice for football's perennial Sleeping Giant? Snorlax, a literal sleeping giant. Allegedly super powerful, but only exists on the Internet. Georgia Tech: Ground-game heavy, not great at defense, and running the triple option? Three-headed dirt mound Dugtrio it is. Similar-ish sounding name? Decent, but fades against top competition? We bet you could teach an adorable sea lion how to play basketball.įlorida State: Weezing has solid stats, but is also known for producing an enormous amount of toxic gas, just like Florida State fans in comment sections. Fast, exciting, electric, and once had a penchant for self-destruction.ĭuke: Dewgong. ACCīoston College: Metapod, because Boston College is also physically unable to attack.Ĭlemson: Electrode. There are now a gazillion Pokemon, but we're going to stick with the original 151. After much debating and double checking our Pokedexes, we've come up with the perfect Pokemon analogy for every FBS program.
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